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Rac2o Racing Team hoodie

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Save the Planet hoodie

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Deja Vu Hill

Deja Vu Hill

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What is the return policy?

I want you to be happy with every purchase you make on Raccoon Clothing Company's website. If you have an issue with your order please reach out to theraccoemail@gmail.com.

I will personally handle the correspondence.

(Unfortunately the raccoons cannot type, nor do they comprehend english).

When will I get my order?

This is not the "river" store. Every product is made to order, which undoubtedly makes it more special, but it also means longer wait times to receive the product.

Where are your products manufactured?

In a factory run by raccoons; of course.

My opinion on AI

I absolutely abhor Artificial Intelligence. I will never, ever, use it for any part of my business. This is a creative passion, not a slop farm data center. (Chat are we cooked?)

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"Handgun" jacket

"Handgun" jacket

$64.99

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Death's Defeat oversized shirt

Death's Defeat oversized shirt

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Deja Vu Hill

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